Orange-haired man won.
Orange-colored coin pumped up.
Just let that sink in!

Someone's pumping too.
CrossFit 24/7.
The Dude's keeping fit!

One server goes mute,
Then another goes kaput.
Did Phil do something?

With Trump as the boss,
The time has come to free Ross,
And launch Silk Road 3!

Chopper flying high.
Coiners dancing in the sky.
Those below just cry!

From 10 to 0.
Absolute insanity.
Still around, mindrust?

Life can be so sweet.
Use your brain, buy corn, get rich,
Even while you sleep!

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