Ga ga goo goo? 

My man all the way across the world there, you'd be well-advised to keep your ban appeal thread short, to the point, and avoid swatting the bees' nest.  But since you already wrote what you wrote....good frigging luck getting unbanned. 

There haven't been nearly as many of these threads lately.  It's almost as if people realized getting unbanned is impossible most of the time and simply jumped to the alternative that was often suggested (to my great displeasure) by hilariousandco to create a new account, thereby breaking the rules yet another time.

I'd say good luck, but that would be insincere.  Bon voyage?