Honestly, I'm just a lazy developer. My program, Keyhunt, isn't even optimized for GPUs yet! After more than three years, it's still riddled with bugs and quirks. But hey, despite all that, it's currently the fastest Baby-Step Giant-Step (BSGS) implementation available for CPUs. Not bad for a hobby project, right?

Now, let's talk about RetiredCoder. Maybe he just doesn't want to share his final version of whatever program he's using—and that's fine! If he's cracked the ultimate puzzle-solving method and prefers to keep it private, that's his prerogative.

But here's the kicker: Did you even read my post? I'm not defending the guy I'm literally mocking him. Why? Because, clearly, he's an NSA Agent with access to alien technology. Oh, you didn't know? He can cast SHA-256 spells from a secret satellite orbiting in outer space. Trust me, I have absolutely zero evidence to back this up, but I'm pretty sure it's true. And as we all know, if I believe it hard enough, it's a fact!

Let's not forget: he's definitely the puzzle creator, no question about it. The proof? None whatsoever. But hear me out he worked at Google and Microsoft, solved puzzles nobody could touch, and then conveniently "retired." Seems suspicious, right? Clearly, he's a retired super-genius cryptographer who now spends his days outsmarting the rest of us for fun when he gets Boring. Case closed.

So yeah, while I'm here fixing bugs in my little CPU-bound project, RetiredCoder is probably sipping coffee in a secret government lab, laughing as he cracks puzzles using his quantum computer shaped like a UFO. Who needs real evidence when the conspiracy is this good?