I am glad that I discovered this thread today. Because bitcoin price is also 100k and now I do not have to do any pushups.
You can do 100 farts instead and better if you put a loincloth on. It will have the same effect on the price.
In fact you don't even need to fart or do push-ups, just by writing the report here you will help the price to go up.
I am on my fourth fart today. Along with 120 pushups. Farts are harder to control when you are my age (67)
Lots of stained underwear.
