Congratulations on HODLing, I don't know if you are writing from the future or you are being serious. whichever may be the case, congratulations.

I see, a superstar model on one lap, and a laptop on another.

Thank you for mentioning you don't have a high school degree, goes to show how very inclusive bitcoin is. It doesn't care about your religion, race, gender, and even if you are from earth. Its principle, if you HODL, you'll win.