1. Open pornhub or onlyfans, then masturbating.
2. Go to the brothel, pick the girl that you want, then fuck her.
3. Consume alcohol.
4. Drink a coffee and smoking.
5. Sitting alone on the street.

I'm sure the 5 things I mention in my post is way more realistic than what @OP mentioned above, most men doing at least one of them. Don't be too philosophical, good vibes or being positive, we all know what coping mechanism for men.