Oh boy, finally a decent discount of 100k Bitcoin. First order is locked in. Cmoon shaky hands, gimme 88k!
Patiently waiting! Buying with the what I can't afford to lose

That's a Dumb decision. Never invest what you can't afford to loss. First law of surviving the financial market.
You don't get the joke

Well bought some at 94620 and 95200.
My wife is pregnant and I wanna be pregnant with bitcoin maybe in 9 months I will deliver bitcoin

my is pregnant with twins - therefore it is time to buy twice?
friend of mine just had a daughter. He prepared a gift for her 18th birthday. A timecapsule from this year - including 0.1 BTC