Can someone explain to me like I'm 5 years old what I am going to find when I peel off the seal, and what steps I need to take to have secure access to my coins with complete privacy? I dont want to enter my name or SSN anywhere, I just want to do some sports betting on an anonymous btc sportsbook site (if any exist) and maybe convert a little to cash on occasion by selling to people.

Any help would be appreciated!