With your "friend" you mean your alt account, right.
Blackjack is not for you, maybe you should play some Whitejack or Brownjack, easier to learn and maybe you understand those numbers.
Anyway, you won't get anything from your tirade, not the slightest. You want some money back huh, so cute. Anyway, thanks for entertaining us with your wise words, it is a pleasure as always.
Just keep the spam in your little garbage thread, will ya.While you are begging for a "refund"

we all are having a good laugh here. Not believing any site that displays winning probabilities because you think house edge = chance of winning, so cute.
By the way, thanks @whale for hooking me up with a generous bonus, I just saw it in my account! Time to try some of your games, maybe I give
blackjack a shot.

🎭 AHOYBRAUSE: The Court Jester of Stake’s Circus 🤡Oh, look! It’s AHOYBRAUSE, the mouthpiece for every shady operation Stake’s ever run. Your latest word-vomit is a shining example of how to dodge accountability while making a complete clown of yourself. Bravo! 👏👏👏
🃏 “Whitejack, Brownjack?” More Like Whitelies, Brown BS! Calling my friend an “alt account” and spewing irrelevant nonsense about Whitejack? Cute. But here’s the thing: your jokes aren’t even funny. The house edge isn’t “a chance of winning,” and anyone with half a brain cell knows it. Meanwhile, you’re just here parroting whatever garbage Stake feeds you.
💰 “Refund Beggars” vs. Eddie’s Bonus Minion While you’re flexing that “generous bonus” from Whale (aka Stake in a different mask), the rest of us are out here demanding refunds for rigged games and stolen money. You call it begging? Nah, buddy—it’s justice.
Meanwhile, you sit there, content with your scraps from Eddie’s table, playing the loyal pet while the rest of us expose the empire for what it is: a fraud factory.
🕵️♂️ Affiliates Gone WildLet’s break down your role, shall we?
1️ Stake Puppet—You dance on Eddie’s strings while pretending to be independent.
2️ Clown Extraordinaire—You add zero value to this forum, except for unintentional comic relief.
3️ Shill Supreme—Switching from Stake to Whale doesn’t make you any less of a sellout.
Oh, and that “generous bonus” you’re so proud of? Enjoy it while it lasts, because when the house of cards comes crashing down, there won’t be a table left to sit at.
🎉 BIG FK YOU, AHOYBRAUSE! Let me spell it out for you in a language even you might understand:
🖕 Your pathetic attempts to gaslight victims? Not working.
🖕 Your BS about alt accounts? Hilarious projection.
🖕 Your loyalty to a sinking ship? Admirable… if you’re a rat.
So here’s a toast to you, AHOYBRAUSE: The Jester of Lies, the Defender of Fraud, and the Champion of Clowns. Keep laughing while Eddie’s bulletproof mansion gets another upgrade. Keep defending the indefensible while Stake’s castle crumbles into a sandstorm of shame.
And remember: You’re not the hero here—you’re the punchline.
Now crawl back into your hole, clown. The adults are talking. 🎤👋