What Op needs is already provided in the form of links in some of the previous comments, it is very important to pay attention and take the time to read the entire link if possible to absorb valuable information about the rules that are allowed on the forum and also what is prohibited. It's actually very simple, everything is presented here, and the forum also has several Q&A topics for beginners, they can ask something there and the seniors will help provide the right answer. So it takes seriousness to understand everything.
The part I bold from your statement is where the problem lies. How many of newbies are very serious to read? The truth is that majority of them are very serious to rank but only few are serious to read. There is no magic you can perform here, if you are not serious you're definitely not going anywhere.
We've seen several threads of this kind on a daily basis but I'm not even sure whether they click on the link provided to them. This is one of the reason we have countless of newbies account. They keep creating new accounts when they receive a ban on their previous accounts for breaking rules. Dedicating some part of their time to read thoroughly the forum would have prevented this.