Some scamming moron paid 10 BTC (allegedly) to another scamming moron for my fake dox back in the GAW scam days. That's gotta be one of the dumbest ways to waste a million bucks.
For 10 BTC, I'll dox myself. It's more than enough to move

I tried:
What if I post a thread that offers a 10 BTC bounty to the first person that can positively identify either Suchmoon or Paul Revere.
I'll help you out and dox myself. Who's the escrow?
But the dimwit insisted on getting scammed and didn't take the offer.