I don't know what to offer as collateral. I have nothing that much valuable to offer.
Then, you won't get a single satoshi. Sorry, but it's as simple as that.
No collateral = No loan.
I will suggest locking your thread before some DT1 paint you red and your account here will be ruined...
Not only is the loan request hilarious but also he is into gambling, which is another (at least mildly) red flag.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5520300.msg64768564#msg64768564Sure that doesn't mean shit, I also have a loan and have gambling accounts, but I never ask for a 2500$ which is totally unreasonable for his region.