In one of the most subtle words, you've described exactly why you need a name change. But you see, mostimes we don't tend to get what we want, at the time we want it..

Remember those days? TP would cry out his ass and view his screens like his life depending on it, but nothing happened... It became a public concern (which, I guess is exactly why Theymos would add or remove a function) before he decided to put it into consideration. Theymos is realllll slow to implementing a function, which is good with a thousand and one reasons; it's easy to grant every name change request, but what's not going to turn out easy is when everyone decides to make it a culture; that would mean a total catastrophe.
I don't wanna ask personal questions as to the "hows" and "whys" you decide to stop playing poker, but I hope your request gets granted.