I will refer to you as 'them'. You're free to quote out that part and write whatever you want.
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"Mr. Literate Wannabae?"
If you're trying to troll me I have to warn you; trolling wars are my specialty. I'll have you crying yourself to sleep every night for a month of Sundays.
But before I step into my hip waders, I'd like to remind you that one of the excuses and flimsy arguments you made to distance yourself from "smokerface" was that he was a troll, and you're not. Still pressing that argument, or not?