Are there any ways to buy BTC with USD quickly?
Coinbase makes you wait 5 days. Any options to create an account today and be owning BTC immediately or tomorrow? Anyone care to send me several BTC and I send you paypal?
I'm sure you can find plenty people here willing to sell. Don't forget to source a good escrow.
If you're reeeeeallly desperate to buy, you might find some desperate to sell ->
https://localbitcoins.com