Its sarcasm post and don't take it seriously for sure @Ambatman know that its impossible to go back from the past. There's no technology has been invented yet to make it happen.

But for sure many people would like that idea to happen since looking at the price way back 2009 and now we can see that every holder that manage to hold their Bitcoin became if not Multi Millionaires they became Billionaires with what Bitcoin achieve now.

Guess nothing will happen if OP will always think about the past and better he should buy Bitcoin now and hold it for more years or until he retires then see what will happen to it if he experience the same with OG's on Bitcoin.