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What if his business model was global firework shows the whole time?
"Yep, it's like the 4th of July, but with more explosions and way less independence
Yeah, but instead of 'ooh' and 'aah,' the crowd just screams 'WTF' and watches their stocks explode too."
"True, but at least his fireworks come with a Twitter meltdown and a cult following.