After this post we are up to 145 for the next report.  Let's play a little game.  Let's see if we can land right on 777,777 pushups reported since the table began.
Whoever does the right pushups and posts or edits their report, with the UTC time, to hit 777,777 first and exactly wins, uh..., 5 merits!

The pushers who send us over do not...

I will give 1 merit (hopefully) to each pusher who posts an incomplete report, saving the total, until the next table posting, if 777777 is the current total.
my report: 100k,DirtyKeyboard,363,37467,I did zero handstand pushups because those are scary  
777165 + 45 + 104 = 777314

(It is allowed to only post about one part of your total, and add the remaining to your next report.  Like if the team total is 777,776 and you do 100 pushups a day, you can do your 100 and then just report 1 pushup, and then 199 the next report, if you care about this little game at all. )

Edit: You know what my favorite part of the response was?  When they made the end letter lowercase, and made the end number a capital letter to be as exactly wrong as possible.  (This is the sarcastic, passive aggresive stuff.)