rookie mistake, he is not looking for a VPN (virtual private network) but a VPS (virtual private server), they are similar, but they are not the same.

off-topic, but the VPN list you shared, aside from mullvad and proton, which are actually good and i would recommend.
surfshark and nordVPN are a big no no for privacy, they are only good at misleading marketing, i would not trust them with any traffic.