Excimer can put this image on his avatar (to be completely authentic).
Are you upset that there is no nomination for Best Troll this year? I would vote for you. You are the best and deserve an award for your many years of experience 
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Btw, once upon a time there was such a nomination with the following description..Quote
The most skillful trolls incite the most violent disputes and provoke the loudest conflicts, without which the Bitcointalk would be boring. The Troll is undoubtedly possesses many psychopathic personality traits. Entirely detached from reality, the Troll distorts the truth in an unsuccessful attempt to gain attention.