Trust me your gf would raid your wallet, bleed your bank account, and fill her wardrobe with LV, Chanel, etc
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No, I will refill her brain. And this should be well known from the scratch. If you want waste funds on that things = please move!
You're not the right /smart person that I am looking for.
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Bitcoin and alts are 80% off right now, why aren't you doing the same?!
Because Alts much probably have the tendencies to reach meaningless value. If you are following this space enough you know very well how TOP 100 altcoins are always changing each year... This not means that ALL altcoins have this path but probably the vast majority yes.