Forget math, let's use Magic-Based Private Key Recovery!

1️⃣ Adobe Illustrator & The Sacred Geometry of Bitcoin ✨

Open an SVG of the secp256k1 curve in Illustrator.
Draw random arrows in different font sizes.
Connect "mystical" hex numbers inside squares, triangles, and circles.
Eventually, a private key will just "appear" (probably in Comic Sans).
2️⃣ Numerology & The Power of Hex 🔢🔺

Take the Bitcoin address, convert it into hex.
Rearrange the numbers like a Sudoku puzzle.
Add a "magic" constant (random prime number).
Somehow, a private key pops out—if not, add another hex and pretend it worked.
3️⃣ Horoscope-Based Key Recovery 🔭

If Mercury is in retrograde, your hash160 might decrypt itself.