My theory becomes more realistic when we look at Trump's right hand, Elon Musk who is someone with a history of experimenting with crypto market manipulation using bitcoin and some altcoins like doge over the past couple of years!!!
And these days the desperate Trump is talking more about a crypto strategic reserve that includes a bunch of shitcoins in it... coins that can be pumped and dumped easier.
You have narrated the picture in the mind of many and logical crypto enthusiast. Yes your theory is trite.
Elon musk over the past years have manipulated doge coin and bringing in such expert in this business with high tech knowledge in the Trump administration heading (D O G E) is really going to put crypto minds on their toes with high and low volatility.
So will this discovery actually put more money in the pocket of investors or take more money from them because Trump might keep pumping his coin and who knows where the pendulum swings with Bitcoin.