Remember the good-old days? The days where you could purchase a cloud mining contract and receive a share of the block reward without the need to set up hardware or software? I mean, most services were scams back then, but the concept/idea was great.
I forget to mention it earlier, but the concept of cloud mining (not hashrate marketplace) isn't that great. All the risk burdened into customer, while the company have stable income where they could force customer to upgrade or stop it's contract on bad condition (such as after halving or Bitcoin price crashed) with little/no refund.
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Newbies say they make good profits with Oneminers 
You can check it yourself, just don't throw stones at me later 
I'm aware you told a joke. But not all reader aware of it, so i'm here to remind that oneminers dot com is a probable scam mining company.