Please take it easy on me, I am new to crypto. I see ads all over X for various coins and exchanges, but I know most are shady.

Is there a trusted way I can just buy Doge, Trump and Melania meme coins, and maybe others, without being hacked/scammed? Or accidentally buying some fake coin? Without a PHD in finance or computers.

I am a US citizen and want to pay taxes on all gains.

I know this post will attract scammers, so I will ignore all related private messages and only listen to what is posted in the thread.