You sir are a liar troll and you are not telling the truth.
I can see monero is available now on eXch and I have seen it on many other decentralized exchanges and p2p trading services.
I advise everyone to preserve your time and ignore NicolasVanScorpion who is nothing but a troll whose only activity on the forum is to pollute this thread. It's not the first time he's doing this here.