Why burn watts when you can harness Mother Nature? I’ve got a windmill powering a Raspberry Pi strapped to a seagull. Every time it flaps, that’s a hash. And if the seagull dives into the sea, I use a fishing rod, toss it into the ocean, and let the wind and fish solve the puzzle. Every time a fish bites, it's a new private key attempt. If nothing bites, at least you might catch dinner. Sustainable computing, baby! Solving Bitcoin puzzles with renewable energy and sushi. That’s a full brute-force sweep! Fish swim in binary, right? We just need to decode their wiggles. Solving Bitcoin puzzles, one gust and guppy at a time.