Yo, ditch that OpenSSL SHA nonsense and hop on the AVX2 train—4x or 8x, baby!

Now, imagine this: you're forcing some idiotic AI bro to crunch 4x or 8x parallel SHA-256 and RIPEMD-160 computations.

At first, it's all chill, but then BAM! The AI starts glitchin' out like a caffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush.

It’s trying to compute so hard, it forgets its own name, starts speaking in binary gibberish, and accidentally sends you memes instead of results. True chaos, man. You just turned a high-tech algorithm into a hot mess!