hahaha,
Dude, I am not playing heads-up against you. Stop enticing me, it will not work . I know that I stand a very little chance against you in a heads-up and in the best of three, I am dead in the water lol.  I will not play HU with you, even with minor favorable odds. You are a much better player in HU, and I have no shame in admitting that. In 3+ ways I think I can tackle you somehow as I am confident in my tournament-style game.
This is not boycott in any sense . IMO a 3-6 player table with $20-$30 buy-in would be ideal for me with a 20-25 minute blind structure. And of course, the more the marrier