If you don't want to break national laws and go in jail or receive very expensive financial punishment from government, let's follow their guide for example in this case, tax report.
There is another solution: move to a country with more lenient laws or low tax rates. The world is big and there is plenty to choose from.
So I need to find an exit strategy in the next few months without alerting the tax man.
Any other ideas? I am not going to pay a boatload of taxes and donate all my profits to the government, obviously
You can find some available solutions with swapping your bitcoin to Monero, and trying with some bridges for crosschain swaps. These technical steps and solutions can help you to get more privacy and anonymity, but as I told you, breaking national laws is never good idea in long term.
I am not sure that you can succesfully hide your identity and financial flow with government forever.https://kycnot.me/?t=exchangeOf course not. Governments are doing everything to make sure that "
identity and financial flow" can't be hidden, and if it is discovered, they will definitely impose excessive taxes. The weak point here is the transfer from crypto to traditional money. It is at this stage that questions will arise for you (from tax man). You can try to wait until it will be possible to pay for purchases using crypto, but here we will not see "freedom of the bitcoiners", because governments will require identification of wallets one way or another, which means that everything will come to the same thing that is happening now in the banking / financial system, but everything will be more regulated because of blockchain.