It's very obvious that OP's "request" in this topic is absurd, and it's also probable that OP might not actually be a "newbie". He/she probably IS trolling, no?
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5543890.0But for some very strange reason, or probably not, the members of BitcoinTalk still engage in those sorts of topics - the topic also reaches ten or more pages which is actually laughable.
I believe mods/admins should delete those topics without warning to discourage their creation and the engagement they receive.