It's a very dumb idea. There is zero reason to change the naming for Bitcoin units. It would only confuse people and have zero upside. It would purely be a negative thing.
OP did not want to change names of Bitcoin units that overwhelming with me for remember them all.
[Did you know?] Bitcoin Table of UnitsRather than changing names of Bitcoin units, OP suggested to show Bitcoin price in smaller units of Bitcoin, not in Bitcoin. In many Bitcoin wallet softwares, you can customize it to bitcoin, m
BTC or satoshi for example. It just different unit visually and the fact behind it is the same as your portfolio does not become bigger or smaller by changing a unit.