I believe you are just trying to be sarcastic. Well, the 5-minute wait is just to give you the opportunity to comprehend what you are reading and make constructive and thoughtful posts. Newbies need this mostly because we can't afford to see loads of thoughtless posts flooding the forum in minutes.

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I just want to look Satoshi in the eye and tell him how much of a hero he is. If he can read this reply right now, he should know that he is a symbol of hope for some people who have earned a lot from investing in Bitcoin, something the governments of some countries have failed to provide.