Noted. Since it's clear this thread has run and it's looking like the Op won't lock this thread, is there no way for the mods to do it? So we don't keep bumping it up?
I reported a similar thread to be locked and the report was market as bad, so no. Best way is not to comment any more but it's something we can't control. Most likely, though, sooner rather than later, the thread will lose interest and no one will comment on it.
A little comedy is not bad after all. When I saw the title and the name in it in my notification, I smiled because I knew it was one of those drama and I was right. No need of locking the topic since the OP made the post just for fun which is good for the forum.