Do note that I neither became defensive nor engaged in roasting any part of you, even though you overlooked my inclusion in the Merry Psycho Cunt initially.

Also note that I read threads backwards and is the reason why I'm just now responding to this here post.

Tainted Love, eh?  I read somewhere that the lead singer of Soft Cell (Marc Almond) was into some seriously kinky BDSM activity during the band's heyday.  There's some irony here, though the electromagnet in my head doesn't seem to be turned on; I can't find the switch; and I will leave it to the more perceptive to decipher what it is that I may or may not be saying.