So, I wake up to an amazing Bitcoin buying opportunity and Musk is breaking up with Donald? During pride month? I like where we are going.
This is extremely bullish. Coins are coming off exchanges one way or another.

You misspelled bullshit.
The government is trying to steal people's money in any way they can. This is why fiat and central banks need to die out.
The problem with custodial exchanges will solve itself.
Stealing with authority and power.
This already has shown that your funds isn't save in the bank because in some countries, the government dictates for you how much you can spend.
Satoshi gave us the best alternative to be free from government fiat manipulation.
Self custody is a right.