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💦 What is FAPALIEN?

A meme? Absolutely. Born from internet madness and galactic lust. 
A crypto? Pants off, chain on. Decentralized, deranged, and desirable. 
An alien being from FAP-69? He's already here. And he's vibrating.

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🛸 Why FAPALIEN?

✔ Pure fap energy 
  Forged in Uranus orbit 
  Algorithm: GhostRider 
  Blocks every 2 minutes 
  No logic. Just lust.

✔ Shielded from boring Earthlings 
  No fiat 
  No borders 
  Just alien ecstasy

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🌌 FAPONOMICS

Halving: every 210,240 blocks (~1 year) 
Founder reward: 2% of each block 
P2P Port: 15277 
RPC Port: 15278

Block rewards: 
  0–719: 4 
  720–553,531: 5000 
  553,532–2,105,656: 4990 
  2,105,657–5,273,694: 4250 
  5,273,695–7,378,632: 1280 
  7,378,633–8,399,208: 295 
  8,399,209–14,735,284: 55 
  14,735,285–15,798,384: 54 
  15,798,385–25,844,303: 5 
  25,844,304 and above: 0.001

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💻 Smartnodes — They Vibrate Just Right

Collateral: 
  Block 88,580 → 700,000 FAP 
  Block 132,580 → 900,000 FAP 
  Block 176,580 → 1,100,000 FAP 
  Block 220,580 → 1,350,000 FAP 
  Block 264,580 → 1,600,000 FAP 
  After that → 1,900,000 FAP

LLMQ: 
  InstantSend — 50 members, 60% threshold 
  ChainLocks — 400 members, 60% threshold 
  Platform — 100 members, 67% threshold

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🔬 Distribution

78.4% — Fapper community (mining) 
19.6% — Smartnoders (Intergalactic Lube) 
2% — Devs & tissues 
Half of the tissues are burned. The memeconomy throbs.

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🗺 FAPMAP — Roadmap of Rhythmic Passion

  👶 Q1: Birth of FAPALIEN — vibrations echo through the galaxy 
  💦 Q2: CEX hunting on Planet FAP 
  🤖 Q3: Alien OnlyFans with tentacles 
  🌍 Q4: Mobile jerk-off game 
  🧬 2026: Launch of the FAP cult

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Wallets:
Win: https://github.com/FAPALIEN-coin/fapalien-chain/releases/download/v1.0.0/fapalien-qt-static-windows.zip
Linux: https://github.com/FAPALIEN-coin/fapalien-chain/releases/download/v1.0.0/fapalien-qt-static-linux.tar.xz

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