For old wallets (2009-2017) there is not much to do beside having "performance counter data" which can lead to guessing private keys.
If you have this old perfdata you can generate old private keys and take the balance.
Seems like the only way to steal funds from these old addresses.
My best guess is that Satoshi wanted a pizza last September, and was out of cash.
Lucky delivery guy.
Now, where's the OG satoshi mining app used in Jan 2009?