Which brings me to the next shower thought: what if everyone were to freeze their pizza, and ship it frozen to a pizza escrow. The escrow chops all pizzas into 200 parts, and anyone who wants to vote can order 200 144 frozen and numbered pizza particles for a taste test. The winner of the pizza tasting gets to sell pizzas for Bitcoin 
What if the pizza escrow scams everyone? Lol
Honestly most of the pizzas look pretty bad. No offense. But I can kind of imagine how they'd taste already and, nah I'm good. Pizza Escrow only needs to send me about 15 pieces. Of course dividing a pizza into 200 parts means you might get a sliver of crust or something, which might not be very representative of the pizza's overall taste. Please tell the Pizza Escrow that I want middle pieces only.