Man, BTC is acting weird lately.

It keeps teasing a breakout but nothing solid yet. Kinda feels like the calm before something big. Anyone else getting that gut feeling? huh.

You gotta get used to it by now because this is all part of what makes the bitcoin investment interesting. It makes the weak investors feels frustrated and want to exit the market while the exit then become an opportunity for the strong investors to bag up their bags the more. It may really feel gutting as you’ve said, but you just have to get use to it and wait for the best moment to feel happy that you held through all this moments to reap the profits of your investment and the patience to have held through.
What weird? Come on bitcoin movement has been like this for a long time, no one can predict for sure where it will go next, I think even if you are new to the market, I'm sure you have learned a little about bitcoin and understand that bitcoin fluctuates, so there nothing strange, all you have to do is buy, buy, and hold. Bitcoin was not created to get rich quick.
OP seems to look like a newbie in this space and is really complaining about what many old investors in bitcoin are use to. This will be an experience to him and maybe in the next bull market cycle, he won’t complain if the market begins to perform like this or even worse than this and not maintaining a consistent trend. If he’d known, this is a good opportunity to buy more bitcoin instead of complaint.