Is there gonna be a deposit ? Or just a straight game with a a few chips and a prize in the end? If that yep I can take the risk else I'll pass because I definitely have a bad feeling you'll beat me hands down, I'm not too good a poker player I just average per say depending on who I'm up against.
It was just sarcasm regarding your following analysis

. (I am too bad at it

). Just chill mate

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sometimes even with the worst card combination you can beat a straight flush or even a royal flush if you have good bluffing skills.
Nobody on Earth has ever folded a Royal flush.

unless he misread his hand.