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Let’s be real — Solana is the wild west. Thousands of new tokens launch every day, and 99% of them are either low-effort memes or straight-up rugs. 
Most scanners dump raw data on you and walk away. Charts, contract addresses, holder counts... cool. Now what? 
The confusion is intentional — it’s how scammers win.

Retarded Auditor flips the script. 
This isn’t just another block explorer. It’s a full-blown opinion engine designed for degens. 
We run the complex on-chain checks, crunch it with AI, and spit out brutally honest, sometimes savage verdicts in seconds — so you can ape (or avoid) with confidence.

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• ⚡ AI-Powered Audit: Instant breakdowns of any Solana token using Helius, Moralis & Birdeye data.
  
• 📊 The Degen Score: Quick 0-10 rating on contract renounce, social presence, liquidity & more.
  
• 🤖 AI Verdict: A GPT-4o model trained to talk like a cynical degen delivers a savage one-liner on whether your play is genius or pure cope.
  
• 🎨 Meme Card Generator: Instantly turns your audit into a shareable meme card with your token’s data. Flex your finds.
  
• 📡 Live Community Feed: Every meme card auto-posts to our public Telegram. Transparent, real-time scanning.
  
• 💰 The 10x Bounty: Scan the next moonshot first and if it 10x’s, claim a 1 SOL bounty. Easy money.
  

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Why stack $RETARD? It’s simple:

• 🔓 Unlock Premium Tools: $RETARD holders get access to our most powerful alpha feeds.
  
• 🚀 Pay for Priority: Use $RETARD for faster scans & premium features.
  
• 🎯 Bounty Eligibility: Holding $RETARD makes you eligible for the 10x Bounty prize.
  
• 🗳️ Governance: Decide the future — token holders vote on roadmap, new features, Treasury allocations.
  

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This is more than a scanner. 
We’re building a Decentralized Physical Infrastructure Network (DePIN) — think global micro-servers running our audits 24/7. 
Faster. Uncensorable. No single point of failure.

Next Up:

• 👀 Alpha Sniffer: Real-time feed of new Raydium LPs, so you can front-run the hype.
  
• 🔍 Wallet Profiler: Dig into wallet histories, spot smart money & influencer trails.
  
• 🤣 Shill-O-Meter: AI tool that ranks whitepapers and sites for cope & desperation levels.
  
• 🚨 Rug-O-Meter: DePIN nodes monitor liquidity 24/7 and blast alerts on suspicious pulls.
  
• 🗳️ Full On-Chain Voting: $RETARD holders steer the project’s future.
  

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Retarded Auditor isn’t theory — it’s live, working, and growing daily. 
The team is building. The community is scanning. The bounties are rolling.

Join us, load up on $RETARD, and stop letting rugs eat your bags.

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