Let's be real, calling it 'digital gold' is almost an insult to Bitcoin at this point.

Gold's age isn't a feature, it's a bug. It's a landline phone in a smartphone world. Sure, it did the job for centuries because there was no alternative.

You can't email a gold bar. You can't verify its purity without drilling a hole in it. And good luck getting it through airport security. It's heavy, slow, and relies on guys with guns and vaults to be secure.

Bitcoin is weightless, borderless, and secured by math. It's the upgrade. Gold is a pet rock for doomsday preppers; Bitcoin is a global settlement network that fits in your head.