Sure, it took a while,
But, as certain as sunrise,
Bitcoin price rose, too!

3 days, 10%
3 months, 43%
Are you not convinced?

Craig Wright hacked himself.
Jeffrey Epstein hanged himself?
Cyphersthetical!

What's with the bottles?
Liver transplants don't come cheap.
Do push-ups instead!

Mempool at 1 block.
Corn ain't for coffee, baby.
Just ask the moon girl!

It's too expensive.
Yes, nocoiners still say that.
Have fun staying poor!

What a smashing week!
Dopamine in my bloodstream.
No drugs, just Bitcoin!

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