You ask for a loan, which is a serious issue, and you laugh and talk as if you are stoned or drunk. Instead of acting like a clown, do what you have to, thus offering valid collateral. And since it's pretty obvious that you don't have any, lock your thread and move out of here before it's too late. If you'd like, you can open another thread on the proper board about your 6-pack beer ideas. Not in Lending.