"OMG!  T-h-e ray White - 'great grandson of James Morgan', 'vise (sic) president at SOMEcorporation' and now custodian and inheritor of the SatoshiNakomoto repository?"
 "With credentials like that, I bet you have a secret handshake, a family motto and a Batcave too!"
 "To what do we owe this grand honour and why are we writing everything in quotations?"
 "Trouble in the Homeland?  Do you need some upfront cash for legal fees, taxes, bribes, or other fictitious charges before you can release your newfound riches to us?"
 "Unfortunately, we're not allowed to discuss serious matters like 'cryptographic provenance' or 'Bitcoin's legacy' in this thread (otherwise we'd never be able to keep up with JJG) so you'll have to search out or create a new one."