Life itself is very shady
And with this kind of reaction/ explanation, do you really believe that you can achieve making a deal here?
Well, you won't. For sure, not now, and most likely not ever. However, you can keep dreaming that you will, as all the other crappers do.
Ah, thank you mister or mistress!
I can't remember making anybody my personal advicer!
Fyi: i already got 1 guy from uk who seems to be interested