🕯️ BREAKING NEWS — July 20th, 2025 🕯️

Today, at approximately 11:00 PM, Freebitco.in was found unresponsive in its Paris apartment. According to unofficial sources, it appears to be suffering from a severe overdose of neglect, feature removal, and a dangerous cocktail of outdated code and expired lotteries.

Emergency services rushed it to the nearest crypto-intensive care unit, where it has since been intubated and placed under observation. A medical bulletin is expected tomorrow at 7:00 AM (server time, if it ever comes back online).

Please, fellow gamblers, faucet-clickers, lottery dreamers... pray for Freebitco.in.

You gave us carpal tunnel, but we loved you for it. 💔