However, thanks Bitcoin, because i don't have to save so much of my worthless fiat to rot on my bank account, and i'm still able to invest in rather expensive hobbies

Well, expensive relative to worthless fiat? Or expensive relative to the entertainment value you derive from them?

I have expensive chores... relative to the joy I gain from them (almost negative!).
I have both. Expensive chores, but i am a maniac at keeping the cost as low as possible, and expensive hobbies, while "entertainment" is not quite the thing i gain from them (compared to a round of Players Unknown Battleground, for example), but they keep my interest high (on intervals, though), for various reasons (don't ask).
Each bush splits in twos
Many trees, all paths hidden.
The smoker is lost.
Nice one.
But you don't have to smoke em. At least i don't. I found some different ways
