I guess you could call me a fragrance collector as well.  I bought the Boring Company Burnt Hair perfume and have it stashed away in the box it was shipped in still.  Haven't touched it yet.  No idea why I decided to buy it or what I'm going to do with it, but it does give me the title of fragrance collector, so that's cool.

My perfect graded baseball card set is coming along nicely.  I've managed to procure 7 of the 20 cards I'm looking for in PSA10 quality.  Definitely the worst investment I'll ever make, but I can't wait to see them framed on my wall.